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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Dates with showtimes for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
  • Fri, Feb 27
  • Sat, Feb 28
  • Sun, Mar 1
  • Mon, Mar 2
  • Tue, Mar 3
  • Wed, Mar 4
  • Thu, Mar 5

Midnight screenings happen at midnight the day listed. For example, if it says Saturday At Midnight, please arrive by 11:45pm Saturday night.

Director: Mary Bronstein Run Time: 113 min. Release Year: 2025

Starring: A$AP Rocky, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Rose Byrne

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Showtimes:
Friday, February 27 – Noon
Saturday, February 28 – 6:35 pm
Sunday, March 1 – 4:30 pm
Monday, March 2 – 5:55 pm
Tuesday, March 3 – 8:45 pm
Wednesday, March 4 – 1:15 pm
Thursday, March 5 – 1:50 pm \

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