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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Midnight screenings happen at midnight the day listed. For example, if it says Saturday At Midnight, please arrive by 11:45pm Saturday night.

Run Time: 84 min.

Screening at Row House Online from NOW SHOWING
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It’s Christmas Eve in northern Finland and an archeological dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn’t the one you want coming to town. When the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno–a reindeer hunter by trade–capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa’s elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. Now a cult classic holiday movie for those who don’t love classic holiday movies, RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE, is a wildly humorous holiday nightmare – a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern-day morality.


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