Double Features of Cult Movie Goodness
Cult movies rule at Row House Cinema! Join us for double features of some of the wildest, weirdest, and best cult films and B movies that you don’t often find the big screen one Friday night each month. There will be trivia, the big bag o’ crap, and whatever other fun surprises our host Cara dreams up!
September 13 – Paraskevidekatriaphobia!
Freddy vs. Jason and Thirteen Ghosts
Paraskevidekatriaphobia… aka the fear of Friday the 13th! In true Cult-O-Rama tradition, we went a little off-book. And because this show is curated by a millennial….enjoy a couple of Y2K classics that are 13-adjacent!
Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
Gen Z, here’s your king! Before Matthew Lilliard saw his revival as an unlikely zaddy on TikTok, he starred in this beloved (by some) turn-of-the-century horror. Arthur and his two children, inherit his Uncle Cyrus’s estate: a glass house that serves as a prison to 12 ghosts. When they enter the house they find themselves trapped.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, and Kelly Rowland from Destiny’s Child walk into a cornfield party…it may sound like the start to a bad joke from the early aughts, but it’s actually just this bloody-fun blowout that has to be seen to be believed!
Paraskevidekatriaphobia Tickets
October 11 – Cult-O-Rama’s 13 Hours of Terror: The Revenge
Back by popular demand (and simply because we wanted to): the second annual mystery macabre movie marathon! One ticket gets you eight surprise horror films curated into four themed double features, some pizza, and a certificate of completion if you make it the whole way through…plus some other fun surprises. Can you survive? Come find out!
Double Feature #1 Hint – Hell is a slow walker
Double Feature #2 Hint – I think the apple’s rotten right to the core
Double Feature #3 Hint– Does this taste weird to you?
Double Feature #4 Hint – あなたがインスピレーションです
November 8 – Waters’ World
Female Trouble & Pink Flamingos
The Pope of Trash, John Waters, is finally making his Cult-O-Rama debut. Bring Grandma & Grandpa for a night of NC-17 Divine debauchery! CAUTION: These films contain absolutely every and any thing that could
Female Trouble (1974)
Remember when your parents wouldn’t get you something you really wanted, like cha-cha heels, and you had to turn to a life of violence and crime to ease the pain? Dawn Davenport (Divine) knows your pain. Come see her navigate life’s injustices with sex, burgling, and murder!
Pink Flamingos (1972)
It’s notorious. It’s infamous. It’s filth. When Divine is challenged for her crown of “The Filthiest Person Alive” by the Marbles, it becomes a knock-down dragout battle of the nasties. Please note that Pink Flamingos is NOT a movie suited for children, the faint of heart…or anyone, really, but hey – a lot of people love it, including us! Nevertheless, viewer discretion is so strongly advised.
December 13 – Holiday Special
This year, we’re building a roulette wheel full of rare and bizarre holiday specials. YOU could even be called on stage to give it a spin and choose what we show! As usual, there will of course be some surprises, and maybe even some presents…it IS the holidays, after all.
January 10 – Slumber Party Massacre Slumber Party!
Let’s make this abundantly clear: you’re not actually gonna sleep here, but you can definitely wear pajamas and enjoy slumber party snacks as we take in the classic 80s odes to sleepover slasher survival.
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) – You ever wish you had a better excuse to cancel plans? Well, new girl Valerie didn’t have a good excuse to avoid Trish’s chaperone-free sleepover, even though she didn’t feel up to it. Now she’s fighting off a power drill-wielding psycho killer with the other girls. Talk about a bad break.
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987) – Valerie’s little sister Courtney is all grown up and headed to a condo in the mountains for a birthday weekend with her best friends and her crush. It’s a dream scenario, until all that dreaming is interrupted by – you guessed it – a power drill-wielding psycho killer. Even worse: this time, he’s a rockabilly greaser!